No, Grandma it’s not something you can cure with soup;
No, Mom it’s not a rock-group,
No, I don’t want to watch how to crochet on your new tablet.
We shall overcome, but not unless we
buy cable or dish or some other magnificent
and (VERY) costly subscription to SOMETHING(!)
Yes, Mom, I think we should get a dish!
What? No, dish not fish, dish dish dish!!!
My God why am I thinking of that delicious Canard d’ Orange I had before
all this started — but not that dish.
Why are we not making TELEPHONE calls!?
I’m ZOOMED over-and-out
Roger That, said the small intrusive nephew
who has been living mostly over here since his
Mom needs to work at (shall we say) one of the
“box stores” where hoards are hoarding.
Look! Listen up! Why can’t everyone just agreed to take turns?
(Inside my head I hear One Good Turn Deserves Another. What
is happening to my brain‽)
Can’t we agree not to use the Internet all-at-the-same-time-for-God’s-sake!
What happened to sharing? NO
I do NOT want another slice of home-made no-crust
gluten-free-anything PLEASE —
NO!
Bandwidth Exhaustion
Exhaustion
Will it end
Will it
?
?
?
Nota(ble) Be(n)e 